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Post by Hiro Onoyuga on Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:39 am


  • Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
  • Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
  • Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
  • Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
  • Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
  • Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
  • You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
  • Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
  • Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
  • Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
  • Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
  • Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
  • Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
  • Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
  • Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
  • Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
  • Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
  • Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
  • Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
  • Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
  • Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
  • Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
  • Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
  • Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
  • Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
  • Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin'
  • Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
  • Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
  • Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
  • Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
  • Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
  • Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
  • Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
  • I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
  • Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
  • Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
  • Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
  • Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
  • Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
  • Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
  • Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
  • Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
  • Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
  • Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
  • I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
  • Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
  • Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
  • Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
  • Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
  • Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
  • Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!

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Re: killer Bee (Yo Mamma Jokes)

Post by uzumaki on Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:47 am

lol




•Yo Mamma so stupid that she sat on the tv to watch the couch Laughing
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Re: killer Bee (Yo Mamma Jokes)

Post by Kucarugi Minaru Night on Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:24 am

yo amma so stupid when her dada said it was chilly she went inside to get a spoon.

yo mamma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone...




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Re: killer Bee (Yo Mamma Jokes)

Post by Uchiha on Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:29 am

xDDDD
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Re: killer Bee (Yo Mamma Jokes)

Post by Ace Akau on Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 pm

LMFAO!!

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